No Mozart Tonight

There'll be no Mozart tonight at Carnegie Hall (Carol!)
 (Carol! Oh!) No sir (she's gone mad!)
 No Mozart tonight (oh, Carol! Oh, for heaven's sake!)
 'Cause we're gonna have a ball! (Help!)
 There I'll (oh, it's outrageous!) Be no Mister Beethoven
 (Oh, I might as well let her go on) or Mister Bach
 Kazoo-wa, baby
 (Oh, I couldn't stop her now if I wanted to!) This joint's gonna rock!
 There'll be no Mozart (Oh!) Tonight, uh-uh
 At Carnegie (Carol), hmm?
 Ladies and gentlemen
 I would like to apologize from the bottom of my heart
 For this shocking breach of taste
 I'm sorry, Julie, I don't know what got into me
 (Hmm) well, yes I do
 You see, I don't belong here on this stage (oh, Carol)
 No, no, no it's true, I don't
 Oh, I had dreamed
 I had hoped, but nothing could be clearer to me now (hmm?)
 I don't belong here
 And you do, Julie, you belong
 Oh, Carol, you're wrong!
 No, it's true