A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place

It's just a little bitty pissant country place
 Ain't nothin' much to see
 No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
 It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
 Ain't nothing too high tone
 Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
 But there's nothing dirty going on
 Nothing dirty going on
 We get simple farmers, local business men
 Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
 Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
 By pay day id get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry
 It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
 No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
 It's just a piddly squatin old time country place, nothing too high tone
 Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on
 I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
 They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
 You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
 Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away
 Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
 And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
 Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
 Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules
 Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules
 Ruby, Ray start em!
 Beds are not to be wallowed in
 That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do
 And it don't make money!
 Betrix!
 I won't tolerate no tying up my telephone with other people's business
 Eloise honey!
 And please don't show us no tattoos
 No hearts and flowers on your thigh
 It's downright tacky
 Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
 Do you catch my drift?
 I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
 You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
 Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
 And we can get along
 Dawn!
 Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now
 Tatty Joe!
 I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow
 Lindy Lue!
 Any one taking sick leave better be real sure they're sick
 And every time you hear that bell...
 You better get here double quick
 And as for pimps
 Pimps are something you don't need
 To get your daily business done
 Are you listening, girls?
 Keep them leaches and blood suckers off the back roads,
 I know how to use a gun
 And nobody messes with my girls
 And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
 Don't grip and whine behind my back
 Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
 Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that a-way
 She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
 We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
 Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
 And we can get along
 It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
 No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
 It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
 Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
 Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
 Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
 But there's nothing dirty going on
 Nothing dirty going on
 The End