Anything You Can Do - From "Annie Get Your Gun"

Anything you can do,
 I can do better.
 I can do anything
 Better than you.
 No, you can't.
 Yes, I can. No, you can't.
 Yes, I can. No, you can't.
 Yes, I can,
 Yes, I can!
 Anything you can be
 I can be greater.
 Sooner or later,
 I'm greater than you.
 No, you're not. Yes, I am.
 No, you're not. Yes, I am.
 No, you're not!. Yes, I am.
 Yes, I am!
 I can shoot a partridge
 With a single cartridge.
 I can get a sparrow
 With a bow and arrow.
 I can live on bread and cheese.
 And only on that?
 Yes.
 So can a rat!
 Any note you can reach
 I can go higher.
 I can sing anything
 Higher than you.
 No, you can't. (High)
 Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
 Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
 Anything you can buy
 I can buy cheaper.
 I can buy anything
 Cheaper than you.
 Fifty cents?
 Forty cents! Thirty cents?
 Twenty cents! No, you can't!
 Yes, I can,
 Yes, I can!
 Anything you can say
 I can say softer.
 I can say anything
 Softer than you.
 No, you can't. (Softly)
 Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
 Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
 Yes, I can. (Softer)
 YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
 I can drink my liquor
 Faster than a flicker.
 I can drink it quicker
 And get even sicker!
 I can open any safe.
 Without bein' caught?
 Sure.
 That's what I thought--
 You crook!
 Any note you can hold
 I can hold longer.
 I can hold any note
 Longer than you.
 No, you can't.
 Yes, I can No, you can't.
 Yes, I can No, you can't.
 Yes, I can
 Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
 CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
 Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
 Anything you can wear
 I can wear better.
 In what you wear
 I'd look better than you.
 In my coat?
 In your vest! In my shoes?
 In your hat! No, you can't!
 Yes, I can
 Yes, I CAN!
 Anything you say
 I can say faster.
 I can say anything
 Faster than you.
 No, you can't. (Fast)
 Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
 Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
 YesIcan! (Fastest)
 I can jump a hurdle.
 I can wear a girdle.
 I can knit a sweater.
 I can fill it better!
 I can do most anything!
 Can you bake a pie? No.
 Neither can I.
 Anything you can sing
 I can sing sweeter.
 I can sing anything
 Sweeter than you.
 No, you can't. (Sweetly)
 Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
 Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
 Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
 Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
 Yes, I can! No, you can't!