D.O.A.

Seen plenty of people all over the years
 From heroes to half-bloods,
 With their pitiful tears
 Thinkin' that they'll save a loved one
 From below
 ENSEMBLE
 Oh no, oh no! Oh no!
 CHARON
 They think they'll pop down for a quick trip
 JAMES BROWN
 But it don't work like that!
 CHARON
 So kids
 Here's a tip
 You ain't gettin' out
 We gotcha and we ain't lettin' go
 ENSEMBLE
 Oh no! Oh no!
 CHARON
 Down here you're D.O.A.
 And you're here to stay
 Yeah, you're stuck forever
 Never get away
 No hope of survival
 You're dead on arrival!
 (Spoken)
 What do you think of my song?
 ANNABETH (spoken)
 It's great.
 PERCY (spoken)
 Was that James Brown?
 CHARON (spoken)
 We have all the greats down here!
 Mozart, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain.
 Who do you feel like listening to?
 GROVER (spoken)
 Ooh! Um, do you have any Josh Groban?
 CHARON (spoken)
 Mm. We will. Eventually.
 (Sung)
 I ferry the souls of the newly deceased
 I got a sweet ride, it was newly leased!
 And if the dead complain, I just
 Turn up the stereo
 ENSEMBLE
 Come sail away, come sail away
 JANIS JOPLIN
 We get our kicks 'cross the River Styx
 KURT COBAIN
 It's a permanent trip, so don't try no tricks
 MOZART
 Gentleman and ladies,
 It's Hades who runs the show
 CHARON (spoken)
 (Chuckles) Oh, look, it's the Vienna Boys' Choir.
 They crashed their bus on the way to sing for the Vatican.
 GROVER (spoken)
 They're kids.
 CHARON (spoken)
 They're lucky!
 Their voices will never change now.
 VIENNA BOYS' CHOIR (sung)
 Eins, zwei, drei
 Down here you're D.O.A.
 And you're here to stay
 Yeah, you're stuck forever
 Never get away
 No hope of survival
 CHARON (spoken)
 You're dead!
 Who has two turntables and
 Three sick heads?
 Everybody give it up for D.J. Cerberus!
 ENSEMBLE
 D.O.A.
 D.O.A.
 CHARON
 Down here you're D.O.A.
 And you're here to stay
 Yeah, you're stuck forever
 Never get away
 No hope of survival
 You're dead on arrival!
 Dead on arrival
 ENSEMBLE
 Can't get, can't get away
 (Oooh)
 Yeah!
 Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A. now
 Can't get, can't get away
 D.O.A., D.O.A.
 You ain't ever gonna save what matters
 Can't get, can't get away
 Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A. now
 Can't get, can't get away
 D.O.A.
 You ain't gonna protect your friends
 Can't get, can't get away
 Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A. now
 Can't get, can't get away
 D.O.A.
 You ain't ever gonna be remembered
 Can't get, can't get away
 Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A. now
 Can't get, can't get away
 D.O.A.
 This is where your story ends today
 ALL
 D.O.A.!