Like A Boss

Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me)
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn)
 I admire your honesty
 Hell, I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister (my sister, my sister)
 Do you suck dicks?
 Sir, no, sir! (Sir, no, sir!)
 I am hard but I am fair (hard, but I am fair, but I am fair)
 Private Joker
 I admire your honesty
 Hell, I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
 You little scumbag
 I got your name
 I got your ass
 You will not laugh
 You will not cry
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you
 Now get up, get on your feet!
 So you're a killer?
 Sir, yes, sir!
 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private
 Do you understand?
 Sir, yes, sir!
 Sir what?
 Were you about to call me an asshole?
 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three fucking seconds
 To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 One, two, three
 Sir, I can't help it, sir
 Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag!
 Do you suck dicks?
 Sir, no, sir!
 Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
 I'll be watching you (I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you)
 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three fucking seconds
 To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 Skull-fuck you!
 Were you about to call me an asshole?
 Skull-fuck you!
 I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
 You little scumbag
 I got your name
 I got your ass
 You will not laugh
 You will not cry
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you
 Now get up, get on your feet!
 Bullshit, I can't hear you
 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private
 Do you understand?
 Sir, yes, sir!
 Sir what?
 Were you about to call me an asshole?
 Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me)
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn)