Like A Boss - Original

Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me)
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn)
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 I admire your honesty
 Hell, I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister (my sister, my sister)
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 Do you suck dicks?
 Sir, no, sir! (Sir, no, sir!)
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 I am hard but I am fair (hard, but I am fair, but I am fair)
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 Private Joker
 I admire your honesty
 Hell, I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
 You little scumbag
 I got your name
 I got your ass
 You will not laugh
 You will not cry
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you
 Now get up, get on your feet!
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 So you're a killer?
 Sir, yes, sir!
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 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private
 Do you understand?
 Sir, yes, sir!
 Sir what?
 Were you about to call me an asshole?
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 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three fucking seconds
 To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 One, two, three
 Sir, I can't help it, sir
 Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag!
 Do you suck dicks?
 Sir, no, sir!
 Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
 I'll be watching you (I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you)
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 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three fucking seconds
 To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
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 Skull-fuck you!
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 Were you about to call me an asshole?
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 Skull-fuck you!
 I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister
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 You little scumbag
 I got your name
 I got your ass
 You will not laugh
 You will not cry
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you
 Now get up, get on your feet!
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 Bullshit, I can't hear you
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 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private
 Do you understand?
 Sir, yes, sir!
 Sir what?
 Were you about to call me an asshole?
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 Because I am hard, you will not like me (like me)
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn (you will learn)