The Stalker Song

It takes, 300 steps to get to your place
 Five minutes from drive way to drive way
 Climb up the neighbors Douglas fur
 And that's where I see, you come home daily at five thirty
 We sit and watch a little tv
 I watch through my binoculars
 And when it gets late, I let myself in through the back gate
 Your bedroom windows slightly out of place, so its never fully down
 And while you sleep, I count the number of times that you breathe
 And every fourteenth time, your heart it skips a beat, an arrhythmia I found, you should really have that checked out
 And I swear, I will love you my whole life long
 Anywhere you go I will always come along
 For better or for worse you have my vow
 And only death will part us now
 Dear Will, I learned your name off of you water bill
 I'm writing you to tell you how I feel
 And that you are my destiny
 It's time we, quit these silly games were playing
 Xoxo less than sign number three
 P.s. come find me in the tree
 And I swear, I love you my whole life long
 Anywhere you go I will always come along
 For better or for worse you have my vow
 And only death will part us now
 Cause no one knows you quite like me
 Like where you keep your hide-a-key,
 And you like boxers over briefs, and put ice cubes in your hot coffee
 And there will finally come a day, when all our walls will fall away and choirs will sing and trumpets play, I've loved all along you'll say!
 This morning, I had a visit from the police
 There's supposed to be three hundred yards, at least, separating you from me
 But I can't pretend, that this really be the end
 I'll grab my brand new telescopic lense, and go find another tree
 Cause I swear I'll love you my whole life long
 Anywhere you go i'll always come along
 For better or for worse you have my vow
 And only death will part us now
 Yes only death will part us now