What's Good for the Goose

If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 What goes around comes around fast.I put that on my life
 If you can lie, I can lie to... ohh
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Never knew how mad that would make me baby
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Yea I got that figured out lately
 Man me an that little cute thing we where in love
 But mood swings from her had me workin late
 Really I was an I was catchin a break
 From her and her mean ways
 I was in the pub jus chillin with a drank
 Talkin, choppin it up with they guys
 By now I done had about 5
 In walked this little, oh my
 five five blonde with blue eyes
 Had a dually parked outside
 Asking to borrow a cup full of ice
 To go with her vodka and sprite
 Next thing ya know the morning lite was peeking thru the windshield an sneaking into my eyes... damn
 If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 What goes around comes around fast.I put that on my life
 If you can lie, I can lie to... ohh
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Never knew how mad that would make me baby
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Yea I got that figured out lately
 Well I woke up, ran out to my house to grab some stuff... hold up?
 Wait... now what the what?
 Whatsup with that that ain't my truck
 I grabbed my bat kicked in the door
 Where the hell is he at now tell me whore
 A shot from a .44 put a hole in the floor right next to my feet good lord
 Come here screw with my chick and then try to shoot me
 Ehh uhh I don't think so noobie
 He ran out and didn't ever stop
 But I called the cops like slingblade
 Fitna kill the somebitch right here
 In the paddy wagon he dead, dead
 All she said was how does it feel
 to be on the other end of the knife when the blade went all in
 Does it hurt? Do you Wana give in?
 Yea...
 Ain't gona lie Id rather die then go thru that twice
 She said remember that next time you wana hangout all night
 Why?
 Baby because...
 If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 What goes around comes around fast.I put that on my life
 If you can lie, I can lie to... ohh
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Never knew how mad that would make me baby
 What's good for the gander is good for the goose
 Yea I got that figured out lately