Every Guy Ever

This is a song about every guy ever
 You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
 Oh my God, it's tragic
 This shit always happens
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 La-da-da-da
 He'll call you up and say that he's out with his friends
 So you don't wait at his place and he'll meet you in bed
 It's getting late, you're awake so you call him again
 He calls you crazy (crazy)
 He'll be mad the second that he don't know where you are
 But he'll make out with a girl in the back of the bar
 But he says you're a mess when you're sleeping around
 Manipulating
 Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions
 It always ends the same, they're so predictable
 This is a song about every guy ever
 You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
 Oh my God, it's tragic
 This shit always happens
 This is a song about every guy ever
 You say that you love him and he's like, "Whatever"
 Oh my God, I hate it
 They're so overrated
 He'll call you up and he'll say that he's sad that it's over
 Let me guess, he's a wreck and he's begging for closure
 But he'll just take advantage of you having a heart
 Honey, he'll keep doing damage as you're falling apart
 In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date
 Make you forget that you cried on your birthday (your birthday)
 Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
 Yeah, the worst way (the worst way)
 Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions
 It always ends the same, they're so predictable
 This is a song about every guy ever
 You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
 Oh my God, it's tragic
 This shit always happens
 This is a song about every guy ever
 You say that you love him and he's like, "Whatever"
 Oh my God, I hate it
 They're so overrated
 La-da-da-da
 In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date
 'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way
 Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
 In the worst way, oh
 Make you forget that you cried on your birthday
 'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way
 Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
 In the worst way