Secretary

Secretary says you've got a meeting
 And the Secretary's always right
 You don't know what you'd do without her
 And you can't even remember
 How you met her but she runs your life
 She keeps the wolves away when you most need it
 And you need it more than yesterday
 Pencil in her hair is always sharp
 But nothing's sharper than the look she gives you
 When you try to make her stay
 Secretary knows your weaknesses
 A dozen roses' sweetness is
 No more than she deserves from you
 Tell her to tell you what to do
 You don't know where she goes when she leaves you
 Even if you did who would believe you
 The shouting on the phone has gotten frequent
 Hands are shaky and you need a shave
 Secretary steps out for a minute
 Hands you whiskey, razors, aspirin
 And the order for your wife's bouquet
 Secretary knows your weaknesses
 A dozen roses' sweetness is
 No more than she deserves from you
 Tell her to tell you what to do
 The smell of smoke is always on her breath
 Though you've never seen her smoke a single cigarette
 Did you get the Secretary's memo
 Pay attention cause it's gonna hurt
 Secretary says she'll take a letter
 Did you let her take the thing that's beating
 Underneath your starched white shirt
 Secretary knows your weaknesses
 A dozen roses' sweetness is
 No more than she deserves from you
 Tell her to tell you what to do
 Is she on your side or taking over?
 She'll eat your heart if you tell her you love her
 Secretary knows your weaknesses
 A dozen roses' sweetness is
 No more than she deserves from you (secretary knows your weaknesses)
 Tell her to tell you what to do (secretary knows your weaknesses)
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