Glad To Know You

You wandered in upon my life
 And haven't lost me yet
 Said the turkey to the carving knife:
 "What you give is what you get"
 A fresh and lovely summers day,
 We thought would never end
 Said the bloodhound to the stag at bay:
 "I thought you were my friend"
 I thought you are my friend
 Glad to know you, and by way of welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 We laugh and cry as lovers will
 And howl at many moons
 Said the waiter as he wrote the bill,
 "Please return the spoons"
 As hand in hand we wander on
 Through life's own wondrous maze
 Said Robin Hood to Little John,
 "There must be other ways"
 There must be other ways
 Glad to know you, a way of saying welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 Pleased to meet you
 We rest and kissed and talked and strolled
 A very precious hill
 Said knife and fork to sausage roll:
 "It's pinky in the middle"
 And thus it seems come rain and shine,
 The patience still unfolds
 Said the pike upon the Angler's line:
 "I wish that I could talk"
 I wish that I could talk
 Glad to know you, and you're very welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 I wish that I could talk
 Glad to know you, a way of saying welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 Pleased to meet you
 We rest and kissed and talked and strolled
 A very precious hill
 Said knife and fork to sausage roll:
 "It's pinky in the middle"
 And thus it seems come rain and shine,
 The patience still unfolds
 Said the pike upon the Angler's line:
 "I wish that I could talk"
 I wish that I could talk
 Glad to know you, and you're very welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 I wish that I could talk
 Glad to know you, and you're very welcome
 Pleased to meet you
 I wish that I could talk
 (Instrumental thing)
 I wish that I could talk
 Glad to know you, and you're very welcome
 Pleased to meet you