Dick Cheney

he is the biggest crook in town
 he shut his eyes when the scandals were found
 work all your life to grow old and retire
 and now you're life savings just went up in fire
 cheney, up to his neck in scandal...
 you're too ... out of control to handle
 dick cheney you're a sign of the times
 dick cheney you're not a friend of mine
 fat men in suits told you to invest
 in the stocks and collect interest
 then while you didn't look ...
 ... profits were inflated on the books
 dick cheney you're a part of the scam
 you're a big fat slob for good ol' uncle sam
 stickin' to what you know best ...
 looking out for your own interests!
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 better lock your safes tonight
 cause cheney and the boys are out tonight!
 (watch your pockets, watch your purses)
 don't bother looking out for yourselves
 cause cheney wants a piece, a piece of your wealth!