Self Destrukt

Today's topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic, self-destruction
 I laugh at life, keep cracking my jokes
 I cannot panic, cry, or get mad if I'm broke
 Won't be sad to die from the packet I smoke
 Won't quit when cancers attacking my throat
 Fuck healthy diets, herbivore lies
 You jerks at the gym that work on your size
 I prefer to eat nothing but burgers or fries
 Sigh, a no-eat-death than live a third of your lives
 Fastfood fanatic, I'ma keep-on-eating
 Even when my heart or arteries are screaming
 Even when there's a solid stream of grease in
 My veins, making it hard to keep on breathing
 I don't care, I'm young, and I'm unaware
 Call me childish, I'll just cover my fucking ear
 Fill my cup with another beer, 'cause who can truly
 Guarantee they won't be gone in a couple years? Yeah!
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 I used to drink a few forties at new years
 Now I need more than a few beers
 There's always excuses, pour me a brew, cheers!
 Pour me four little shooters in the morning like who cares?
 And I never sip sodas
 I drink twenty coronas, leave no leftovers
 The goal is to get less and less sober
 Let my soul give in to the devil on my left shoulder
 I drink more, feel less drunk, and that's funny
 My body reacts like I'm unimpressed dummy
 Yes, Sonny, I've got less and less money
 Ever since, the bartender has become my best buddy
 I get home late, sleep on the couch with my clothes on
 Soon get kicked out my house by my own mom
 Why use my head? I choose to beg
 Beg guys for food, but buy booze instead, fuck yeah!
 Topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic, self-destruction
 Today's topic
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 Fill your belly with junk (fill your belly with junk), spark an L or a blunt (spark an L or a blunt)
 Party hard 'til your heart gets frail and it jumps
 (Party hard 'til your heart gets frail and it jumps)
 Y'all should always yell and get drunk
 Before you end up like everybody else body smelling of skunk
 Feel that adrenaline, I'm never gonna pipe it down
 Live for the present 'cause your life is now
 We're all destined to die somehow
 So quit being scared, stare death in the eyes, and smile
 Before bugs and worms turn in your guts and squirm
 I don't wanna be buried, I don't want a urn
 Brother, please cremate me when my body's stuck and firm
 We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn!
 Don't yearn, don't cry when I'm a goner
 Don't remember or honor my name and petty persona
 Just scatter my ashes wherever you wanna
 Role me up or smoke me up like I'm marijuana, one
 This the day boys
 Make our lives extraordinary