Sweet Candy

Have you ever noticed Andy can't have candy, can he?
 He likes films with morbid endings
 Though the sandwich quotas serve the many men he fancies
 One whose teeth need drastic mending
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy
 All the women in their sunset years he holds with envy
 Their sons he's still defending
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh
 Have you ever noticed Andy can't have candy, can he?
 His appetite left pending
 And temptation haunts the chronic masturbator
 Has he lost his taste for happy endings?
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh
 Like you've never had
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Makes you happy to be bad
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Like you've never had (sweet candy)
 Makes you wish you never held them in your hands
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh
 Andy can't have candy, can he?
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Andy can't have candy, can he?
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh (sweet candy)
 Sweet candy
 Sweet candy, I want a candy, uh-huh