Copenhagen

They don't use those nasty stuff no story
 But if you're hopelessly addicted
 I guess you get to find something good to say about a bad habit
 Alright let's try, here we go
 Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
 Copenhagen, the way I know it should
 I put a lil' chew in my mouth
 Go spittin' and a slobberin' all around the house
 Copenhagen it makes me feel so good
 Well, I took a chew just the other night, it made me feel just fine
 So I grabbed my honey baby and I pinched her ol' behind
 She said you better spit out that chewing terbaccer
 If you wanna kiss me on the big ol' smacker
 That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
 Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
 Copenhagen, the way I know it should
 Well, I put a lil' chew in my mouth
 Go hackin' and a gaggin' all around the house
 That Copenhagen it makes me feel so good
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 Well, I was sitting in a barroom when I took a lil' dip
 Drinkin' beer and talkin' but I had no place to spit
 So, I spit a stream out on the floor and the bouncer flung me out the door
 That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
 Copenhagen makes me feel so good
 Copenhagen, the way I know it should
 I put a lil' chew in my mouth
 Go spittin' and a slobberin' all around the house
 That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
 Well, it's a cure-all too
 Cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs, colds, runny nose
 Guaranteed not rip, run or snag
 Make conception a wonder and childbirth a pleasure
 That's Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good, how about you?
 Mhen princess
 Just hear those beings singing all them ol' love song all the time
 And who told that is a love song
 Yeah, um, women are gonna love this