Honky Tonk World

There used to be a time candlelight and wine
 Was all that a woman would need
 Man you were a winner if you took her out to dinner
 Or a movie she wanted to see
 But the world has turned and it's time you learned
 That the old ain't working no more
 Yeah the rules have changed it's brand new game
 And buddy if you want to score
 You've got to get off the couch get out of the house
 Long about Friday night
 Shine up your boots polish up your moves
 If you want to keep her satisfied
 Oh a little bump and grind will do it every time
 If you want to keep your little girl
 But you don't stand a chance
 'Less you take her out and dance
 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
 Well sooner or later all you couch potatoes
 Where you're gonna be the lonely one
 And if you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up
 And you better know your Brook's from your Dunn's
 Don't even think that your Engelbert Humperdink
 Record's gonna turn her on
 'Cause Mister you can bet if you don't know the steps
 Then you're gonna get left at home
 You've got to get off the couch get out of the house
 Long about Friday night
 Shine up your boots polish up your moves
 If you want to keep her satisfied
 You know a little bump and grind will do it every time
 If you want to keep your little girl
 But you don't stand a chance
 'Less you take her out and dance
 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
 Now if you were cro-magnon you'd be draggin'
 Them woman by the hair to your cave
 You'd be down on your knees citing them soliloquies
 Back in Romeo's day
 Yeah you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties
 And you had a cool car to drive
 But we're living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney
 Or you're gonna get left behind
 You've got to get off the couch get out of the house
 Long about Friday night
 Shine up your boots polish up your moves
 If you want to keep her satisfied
 You know a little bump and grind will do it every time
 If you want to keep your little girl
 But you don't stand a chance
 'Less you take her out and dance
 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
 No you don't stand a chance
 'Less you take her out and dance
 'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world