Lost!

Guys, we just exploded a bus!
 Yep
 –That was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers.
 Oh yeah
 Is the whole trip going to be like this?
 I hope so!
 Hades is sending his monsters after us
 We're doing something right
 All our food was in there
 All our clothes were in there
 All our food was in there!
 Sit tight
 Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
 Drawn from the quests of heroes past
 It's right here in my pocket
 It's where in your pocket?
 Oops. It got busted in the blast
 What did it say?
 Take that bus
 To Los Angeles
 We're not on the bus
 I know.
 To Los Angeles
 We blew up the bus
 I know!
 To Los Angeles
 So what are we supposed to do?
 Wait for another bus?
 What if we blow up that one too?
 We're lost in the woods
 Somewhere in New Jersey
 And we're never gonna make it to LA
 We're lost-
 And it's cold
 And it won't stop raining
 Let's just go
 No, not that way
 No backup plan
 No food
 No phone
 No adult supervision
 We're lost in the woods
 And we'll never leave New Jersey
 If none of us are making a decision!
 It's not safe to stay out here in the open
 When monsters are hoping to eat us alive
 How do they know where we are
 When we don't even know?
 How are we gonna survive?
 It's your smell.
 I don't smell.
 Dude, like listen, please
 Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
 We smell?
 Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
 So hopefully they just ate
 Fantastic gang, well
 I don't wanna die in the garden state!
 We're lost in the woods
 Somewhere in New Jersey
 And we're never gonna make it to LA
 We're lost and it's dark
 And I think that something's moving!
 And I think it's coming this way
 Is it a monster?
 It's a squirrel
 Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
 Satyr powers. Be nice.
 This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us.
 Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts.
 You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry.
 I am not saying sorry to a squirrel.
 He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy.
 Okay, okay, I am sorry.
 What's he saying?
 He says he knows where we are!
 Where are we?
 He says
 We're lost in the woods
 Somewhere in New Jersey
 And we're never gonna make it to LA
 Thanks buddy!
 I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.
 I'm getting that too.
 Hungry monsters on the ground
 Angry gods are in the sky
 No safe places to be found
 Wanna run, wanna cry
 Can't go back to any home
 Camp is way too far away
 Can't protect my only friends
 No place to go
 No place to stay
 We're lost in the world
 And the world is freaking awful
 And we're never gonna make it to LA
 We're lost
 We're just kids
 We're alone
 This is impossible
 Who put the fate of the world
 In the hands of
 Three unprepared scared half-bloods
 It's crazy
 So pick a direction
 It's your quest
 A direction?
 We trust you!
 A direction!
 A direction?
 A direction!
 Whatever you decide
 Whatever I decide
 Whatever, dude, decide
 There! I have a good feeling about there.
 Children, come inside!