Real Estate Man

When the city gets rough and you've gotten tired of the rush
 I've found you a home where it's safe to roam
 I'm the real estate man, your real estate man
 For the sake of the children and that darling wife of yours
 I've found you a place got its own grocery store
 Oh the deals in the can, trust the real estate man
 I'm your real estate man and I do nothing but good
 I've found you the perfect neighborhood
 Yah I'm the real estate man, real estate man
 It's just a little off the highway, you couldn't ask for more
 It's no time from the office the ramp ends at your front door
 I'll give ya a hand call the real estate man
 Now you say your wife's a little worried about the prospect of gangs
 My advice is go get a cat with twelve inch fangs
 Now get on back to that tan and leave it to the real estate man
 I'm your real estate man and I do nothing but good
 I'll clean up your neighborhood
 Yah I'm your real estate man, real estate man
 Now sometimes people ask me
 "Why'd you ever become a real estate man?"
 Well early in my days it was strictly for the fans
 "Hot damn, there goes the real estate man!"
 Well I'll be honest with ya now and tell you the truth of the story
 It has something to do with an ex-wife of mine
 And this musician she married
 She left the real estate man so I came up with this plan
 I thought I'd put all those starving artists out on the street
 Then she'd come back beggin' at my feet
 And I'd say "who's the real man but your real estate man?"
 I'm your real estate man and I do nothin' but good
 I'll clean up your neighborhood
 Yah I'm your real estate man, real estate man
 I'm your real estate man and I do nothin' but good
 I found you the perfect neighborhood
 Yah I'm the real estate man, real estate man