Over Dinner the Cardinal Spoke

Over dinner the cardinal spoke
 I could hardly catch my breath
 When it came from the cabinet
 Just an April fools joke
 I was surprised, just like the rest
 Lots of things your mother never told you
 Now you know the reasons why
 Lots of things your mother never told you
 Now you know the real reasons why
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 Over dinner the cardinal spoke
 I could hardly catch my breath
 When it came from the cabinet
 Just an April fools joke
 I was surprised, just like the rest
 Lots of things your mother never told you
 Now you know the reasons why
 Lots of things your mother never told you
 Now you know the real reasons why
 They fall some distance out to sea
 And as the waves gradually bring them closer
 Hides their families
 Animals are not birds and with great tenderness
 One reached my feet and cried