Elmo's Last Laugh

No Teletubby with a dildo on his head
 No Pee Wee Herman jerking off when Jambi says
 No purple dinosaur dancing with the Prozac kids
 No Eureeka's Castle who gives a shit
 No more Zoe or that blue fucking Spanish freak
 No more Baby Bear I can't stand the way that he speaks
 No more Elmo talking in third person
 Laughing like an asshole
 Talking in third person
 You ruined a legacy
 Everything was just fine without you
 You are the enemy
 Of the 80's and the early 90's youth
 The puppeteers tripped on LSD
 Cookie Monster never gave a fuck about obesity
 The Count gave into his OCD
 Big Bird Bert and Ernie questioned their own sexuality
 Aworld corrupted by "tickle me"
 Makes my ears bleed
 Elmo must die
 C is for cookie that's good enough for me
 O is for Oscar we like our Muppets mean
 D is for deathbed where Elmo sleeps eternally
 S is for the seams that we tear apart so violently
 You ruined a legacy
 Everything was just fine without you
 Who died and made you king
 Jim Henson must be turning in his grave
 Car fifty-four we're gonna need a stretcher and a sewing kit
 Brought immediately to 1-2-3 Sesame Street
 The cause of death suffocation by Snuffleupagas
 Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh
 Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh uh huh
 Who's laughing now Elmo's last laugh