Hell's Kitchen!

Bathing in flames
 The stink of burning flesh
 I shit my trousers what did you expect
 AHershey's stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
 Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
 Ernie Keebler sucks the E.L. Fudge from my asshole
 Dips Dunkaroos into the sludge
 Pillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns
 He pokes and prods and waits for Nestle Quick to come
 Snap crackle pop inside my pants
 I feel my Grapenuts start to do a little dance
 Then I hear the words of my fate
 Tony the Tiger screaming "They're great"
 Silly rabbit Trix are for kids
 Now I'm being punished for being so selfish
 If I could start again
 I would eat my Wheaties like Michael Jordan
 There's a fantasy inside my ass
 Familiar characters from my childhood past
 This is not a bad acid trip this is Hell's kitchen
 La puta de Chiquita Banana corta su cabeza
 The Chiquita banana bitch chops off your head
 It's crazy it's bad it's not good
 The Twinkie cowboy steals the cream filling from my cock
 The Jolly Green Giant smashes my balls like two peas in a pod
 Oscar Mayer makes a bologna sandwich from the shriveled remains
 And feeds it to the Devil Dogs
 Charlie the Tuna with his Starkist tuna lid
 Goes to cut my ass cheek gets the taint of my balls instead
 The Hamburger Helper glove tugs and rips off my cock
 Puts it in a box of Fruity Pebbles now a prize in Bedrock
 Aunt Jemima pone siropa caliente encima de su bolso de bolas
 Aunt Jemima puts hot syrup on your ball bag
 I'm shitting a rainbow of color
 La cocina del Diablo
 Necesito un Pudding Pop en el culo
 Viva por Telemundo
 Necesito un Slush Puppy en los testiculos