Don't Mess With America

(U-S-A CHANT)
 They never should have messed with New York City
 Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam
 We stare right in the face of terror
 And you know Lady Liberty still stands
 With F-15s and our special forces
 God bless everyone we sent
 To defend freedom and our nation
 And thank goodness Bush is our President...
 I
 Don't mess with America
 Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
 Don't mess with America
 That's the last thing that you want to do...
 You already had your chance
 Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...
 Don't mess with America...
 Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern
 (Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn... didn't I?)
 And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...
 When the threat of evil is finally silenced
 You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...
 They started something we're gonna finish
 (George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon...)
 And we won't rest until that day
 (GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
 Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
 (U-S-A CHANT)
 (GWB: God bless America)
 And what that stands for... ha ha... they can't take that away
 (GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)
 II
 Don't mess with America
 Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
 Don't mess with America
 Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...
 You don't stand a chance
 We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
 Don't mess with America...
 I said
 DON'T (bleep) with America
 You're over there and preaching about a holy war...
 DON'T (bleep) with America
 Ha! You're gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya...
 DON'T (bleep) with America
 And by the way get a beard trim.
 (U-S-A CHANT)