______ Is Funny

I was down in Mexico puttin' on a little show
 But no one was laughin' at the jokes I told, no
 I guess my parodies don't translate
 Then my tummy started rumblin' from the tacos I ate
 I had to pick fast, took a chance
 I moved the microphone round the back of my pants
 Would they all laugh, I didn't know
 I bent down, and let it go
 Here we go boy or girl
 It's the same around the world
 North, South, East, or West
 Even on my Budapest
 Here or there, near or far
 It don't matter where you are
 Is funny
 Then there was the time I went over to China
 I saw The Great Wall and I had a great time
 I separated from my tour group
 I found a little place and got some wanton soup
 Sat with a man named Mr. Meyaki
 He talked too much and ate beef tereyaki
 With all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter
 Almost made my own poo poo platter
 You are funny guy Cledus Judd
 Here we go boy or girl
 It's the same around the world
 North, South, East, or West
 Even on Mt. Everest
 Here, there, near or far
 It don't matter where you are
 Is funny
 Step on the plug
 Blame it on the dark
 Step on the plug
 Blame it on the dark
 It was the perfect hour at the Eiffel tower
 I gave my French girlfriend a bunch of flowers
 She leaned over to kiss me, I asked her if she loved me
 And she said," We we"
 We found a little cafe on the sidewalk
 So we could have dinner and a nice talk
 Thought I ruined the mood with all that French food
 Might've let out a little bitty pepelapew
 The United Nations needs its information
 An' maybe there won't be any misinterpretion
 They won't be able to talk about war
 They when they hear a theyll be rollin' on the floor
 Here we go boy or girl
 It's the same around the world
 North, South, East, or West
 Let one rip its the best
 Here, there, near or far
 It don't matter where you are
 Is funny
 Is funny, you know it's funny you laughing right now
 I can say, pull my finger in 14 different languages
 And everybody laughs every single time
 The kids laugh, you laugh, your brother laughs
 Everybody laughs, it's the universal languauge