Just Another Day In Parodies

Writers screamin.
 phones ringin.
 secretary's sayin that the mailman's bringin me
 a stack of c's
 and assists.
 man i'm gettin sick and tired of this.
 cause all i did was take a hit song.
 swear i didn't know it
 when i re-wrote it
 that i was doin any thing wrong.
 Chorus-
 well, if phil vassar's
 mad at me
 well, it's just another day in parodies.
 there's no song that's safe from me.
 well, make sure.
 we'll see.
 but i don't get any loyalty
 still i ask my label
 pretty please,
 ooh, for just another day in parodies.
 I'm a big star
 new cars
 never thought i'd take a joke this far after cma's
 i sat beside
 garth brooks and his ex-wife.
 but lately
 it seems like
 i catch hell for every song i write
 funny videos
 i've done a few
 makin people laugh's all i wanna do.
 but last night i had a bad dream.
 cmt banned me
 gac canned me
 they won't play no more comedy.
 Chorus 2-
 well, lawsuits
 legal e's,
 it's just another day in parodies.
 well, there's nothin else
 i can really sing.
 i'll take one of faith's,
 two of tim's.
 i've always had great love for them.
 that's my very own
 recipe
 ooh, for just another day in parodies.
 Chorus 3-
 well if shania twain's
 mad at me
 it's just another day in parodies.
 but deep down
 she wants to be cledus t.
 cha-ching
 cha-ching.
 i wish the cash register would ring.
 oh, i bet that al
 would agree
 ooh, it's just another day in parodies.
 just another day in parodies.
 (phil vassar-"oh, no. i'm not mad at you cledus. you look nice. nice hair, i like that. ha, ha, ha...")