Let's Burn One

Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
 I got a buddy named Stacy Fay
 He's been known to stay up for days
 Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house
 Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse
 His phone's been busy now for over a week
 So I dropped by to see what in Sam Hell is going on
 And here's what he said to me:
 Come on in and let's burn one Cledus
 No need to go to the record store
 I've got every song that you're looking for
 On my PC
 And they're all free
 Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs
 I'll show you how it's done
 Fire up the computer and let's burn one
 Before my eyes could not believe my ears
 Every song ever sung in the last fifty years
 He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits
 And threw in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it
 Time sure flies when you're burning one
 It was three A. M. when I got home
 My wife was mad at me
 Till I gave her that CD
 With a mix of her favorite songs
 And I said
 Lemme show ya how to burn one baby
 No need to go to the record store
 I found every song you're looking for on the PC
 Even got me
 No you won't ever find me downloading porn
 Just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn
 And I could use some Brooks and Dunn
 So Fire up the computer and let's burn one
 Country jazz rap and pop
 A lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock
 And like Toby says "Get'chya some
 Fire up the computer and let's burn one
 I don't know if it's wrong I ain't saying it's right
 But I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight
 And I'm a little low on funds
 So fire up the computer and let's burn one
 Fire It up