Man Of Constant Borrow

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd
 No sir somebody's already borrowed it
 Constantly borrows everything
 I'm the man of constant borrow
 There's nothing I can call my own
 Some may try to say it's all stolen
 I prefer permanently loaned
 He's the biggest mooch we ever known
 SOLO
 My grass mowin
 Bot I've got no mower
 My neighbor won't let me use his
 I can't really say is though I blame him
 Kept it three years last time I did
 He thought for sure that it was his
 I need a ride down to the pawn shop
 Lend me the keys to your Corvette
 What do you mean you don't trust me
 I never not brought it back yet
 I don't think I could take that bet
 You know dang well (he's gone away)
 Well you may have heard of me
 Cledus T J-U-double-D
 Better known as the reining King of country parody
 Coming with a new style
 High profile
 When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
 Comedian
 Extrodinaire
 A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair
 I know that you think
 I've got your chainsaw
 You can't find it anywhere
 I can't cut no wood
 Since way fore winter
 I gave it back to you last fair
 Check his garage it's probably there
 I sure could use a hundred dollars
 I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
 I know that's what I said the last time
 You can't believe a word I say
 He has no plans to (really?) pay