Plowboy

(Spoken)
 Hand me that balloon right there
 Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid
 Watch this Hey watch this girl
 Plowboy, ain't that funny, plowboy
 (Sounds of a horse going neigh)
 (Sung)
 (1st Verse)
 Well I'm a packing up my truck and I' m a head down south
 Where real men packa lips with dips in their mouth
 Start a moonshine steal sleep in a tent
 buy some cheap livestock find some land to rent
 Then I'm a Cledus T. it up and down the farm
 With a couple of barns a baby calf in my arms
 You know I hate to brag but I'll be tilling the most
 Run a barbwire fence from post to post
 Keep shells in my gun, Deer heads on my walls
 Live out in the sticks and wear overalls
 why because I wanna
 Find me a home in a cow town baby Where the buffalo roam
 read the farmers almanac for all the right reasons
 Make sure my crop is the top of next season
 Cledus T. is a farming freakazoid
 Yeah I'm heading down south sucka
 Because I wanna be a plowboy baby
 (With my upraised hat on my john deer tractor)
 Plowboy baby
 (Redman pouch for the chewing tobaccer)
 Plowboy baby
 (Sleeping at night cause I work all day)
 Plowboy baby
 (You can smell my pigs from a mile away)
 (2nd Verse)
 I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins
 He goes.
 (Sounds of a rooster crowing)
 In lust for a hen
 Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine
 Well harvest the fields
 (But not before its time)
 Plant peas, and beans, green beans and rice
 Haul manure from the barn to fertilize
 And if the price is right I'm gonna sell my hay boy
 And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me the Plowboy baby
 (With my truck locked down in a four wheel drive)
 Plowboy baby
 (Living like a king in a single wide)
 Plowboy baby
 (Sleeping at night and bushhoging all day)
 Plowboy baby
 (Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)
 (3rd Verse)
 YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hick
 The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick
 I got two billy goats week 'fore last
 Till my snapper gets fixed They'll be cuttin' my grass
 Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse
 You know a horse is a horse
 (Of Course, Of Course)
 Screws up the spread gotta make it look right
 I gonna paint my barn red and paint my fence white UH!
 Find dayus, calm and toe tomatoes
 Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes
 Drink wine makers, storm like Quakers
 Got no love for you vegetable haters
 How I'm gonna buy my seed
 Sell my soul to the seed and feed
 My dog is green just like my hay bail
 Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer
 Dog named old yeller cut through a stick
 I'd slop my hog but I
 (Already feed it)
 I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak
 But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion
 (Plowboy)
 got a 4230 with my diesal whining
 (Plowboy)
 spend all my time on a big combine
 (plowboy)
 Praying at night it'll rain some day
 (Plowboy)
 You can smell my pigs from a mile away
 (Plowboy)
 Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shining
 (Plowboy)
 Got an old tin steel with my moonshine shining
 (Plowboy)
 You can smell my swine