What The *$@# Did You Say

You see I'm always talkin'
 When I should be drivin'
 But everybody does it these days
 You say I'm gettin' cancer
 Every time I answer
 Yeah, whatever you say
 Wish I could change my service
 Should have never signed up
 Heck it never works anyway
 The signal's always breakin'
 I can't hear nothin'
 Hey, what did you say?
 I know you can't hear me
 There ain't no use in listenin'
 I can't tell what you're sayin'
 All I hear is hissin'
 Yeah, the more that I roam
 The more I gotta pay
 I'm on my cell phone
 What the *$@# did you say?
 I ought to get a beeper
 It be a whole lot cheaper
 Just throw this cell phone in the lake
 I'd really love to call you
 But even when I get through
 It's always what did you say?
 Can anybody hear me?
 Or am I just wastin' minutes?
 I'm in 1500
 750 was my limit
 Hey, I gotta go
 I can't hear you anyway
 I'm on my cell phone
 What the *$@# did you say?
 Oh, the more that I roam
 The more I gotta pay
 I'm on my cell phone
 What the *$@# did you say?