Willie's Got A Big Deck

Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
 Whoa uh what time is it 6: 30 in the morning my gosh...
 WILLIE, Willie!
 What are you doing over there?
 Building the Taj Mahal?
 It's Sunday morning!
 It's 6: 30!
 Can't that wait till Monday?
 What are you putting up over there a log cabin?
 God I wish he'd move
 Yeah
 I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
 The girls came over to party life is good
 Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
 Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck
 WITH
 A hot tub on it
 And the girls really want it
 There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
 There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
 Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
 I guess it just goes to show size does matter
 Willie's got a big deck...
 I decided to get some redecoratin done
 I got some plants made sure they were well hung
 I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
 But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck
 WITH
 Hot babes on it
 And they know how to flaunt it
 In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis
 They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis
 Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
 I guess it just goes to show size does matter
 Cause Willie's got a big deck
 Well
 If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
 And that's exactly what I did
 Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends
 And some day I'm gonna be like him
 Cause Willie's got a big deck
 WITH
 My tanning bed on it
 And the girls really want it
 The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis
 They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis
 There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her
 Willie showed us all size does matter
 Cause Willie's got a big deck
 Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's... uh... all I got...
 You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?
 Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there...
 BIG DECK