Belly Button Blues

Stand or sit in front of your mirror
 Take a deep breath
 Hold it and exhale
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 Been lonely for weeks, starting to think he doesn't care
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 They say if you had better posture
 Then maybe he'd answer your prayers
 
 And now the times, when I see
 The weight lift from the sides of her frown
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 She stands up too straight, and gravity just brings them back down
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 A rumor, a tumor is buried in the years
 The first of the first Lord, it's the worst of your fears
 Adam, sweet Adam, starts to feel a little weird
 When Eve comes home with her, belly button pierced
 Well I'm not dumb, but there's something going on here
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 Well I'm not dumb, but there's something going on here
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 Call it lust in the dust, but it's far from a pharaohs affair
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 Oh the most beautiful girl
 In all the world and you long for your hand in her hair
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 Oh you sing Cleo, sweet Cleo, can I stay with you tonight
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 But when you turn down the lights
 Her anatomy just don't seem quite right
 
 Oh it's a rumor, a tumor, buried in the years
 The first of the first Lord, it's the worst of your fears
 Oh Adam, sweet Adam, starts to feel a little queer
 When Eve comes home with her, belly button pierced