DRACULA: A Children's Story

Coach Kody
 Welcome to a story that you've heard before
 But never quite like this, the old ones were a bore
 Once upon a night out of nowhere a roar
 The rain began to rain and the thunder a storm
 On the tippy tip top of a winding road
 There sat a castle where our story unfolds
 A mysterious man dressed in all black
 Left a baby at the door in a blanket all wrapped
 Mr and Mrs. Dracul came to open the door
 And surely they were surprised by what they saw
 An oh so sweet little bundle of a joy
 The look in their eyes as they stared at this boy
 They brought him in with a hug and a smile
 They would raise him with love as if he was their child
 But as he grew in age things began to change
 He wouldn't play in the sun and he began to grow fangs
 He would sleep in his room hanging upside down
 And all day long he'd wear a cape and a gown
 He would flap his arms around the house like a bat
 Til one day his mother had enough and she snapped
 Dracula my darling it's time to go to school
 But the thought of school was torture, how could she be so cruel
 He begged and he pleaded momma please let me stay
 They're going to make fun of my cape and my fangs
 Now, now my dear it is fine
 You've been alone for too long for friends it is time
 To the bitty bit bottom of the unwinding road
 He stared out the window they waved as he goes
 This feeling so sick in the bottom of his stomach
 He's never had a friend and never been in public
 He arrives at the school so big he is amazed
 But terrified of his first day in the 3rd grade
 He makes his way to the small little class
 Where he is greeted by his teacher the young Mrs. Glass
 Hello, welcome, come in, say hi
 Class this is Dracula he stood there so shy
 Now who would like to help Dracula to a seat
 From the back of the class a small voice me me
 It belonged to a boy named Abraham Van Helsing
 An excellent student overachiever always helping
 They sat next to each other and quickly became friends
 I wish I could say that this is where our story ends
 But out the corner of his eye Dracula spots a girl
 She turns around gives a smile gives her hair a twirl
 Van Helsing Van Helsing who is that girl
 Who Where
 Her There
 With the long black hair
 Oh that's just Mina
 Van Helsing replied
 Why you like her or something
 Dracula denied
 It's time for Recess class
 Dracula was surprised by the sound of the bell
 And what is this recess for he could not tell
 Van Helsing yelled out as he stood by the door
 Dracula you coming we're going to play explore
 Dracula unsure went to the window to see
 The sun was shining bright he knew it couldn't be
 He told Van Helsing that he'd meet him outside
 But he knew deep down that that was a lie
 He looked out the window as children laugh and play
 Then over by the slide something to his dismay
 It was Mina and Van Helsing going down the slide
 Hand in hand together having a good time
 This made Dracula very very angry
 His fangs grew longer and his hands began shaking
 His skin more pale
 His widows peak prevailed
 Eghhhughh
 Then poof just like that
 Dracula turned into a bat
 He found an open window and flew outside
 The playground he began to terrorize
 All the children laughing quickly became screams
 And that's when Dracula woke up from his dream
 And there his mother stood with a great big smile
 Wake up it's time for your first day of school my child