Cobra Skullifornia

So you come from the city
 you got big city money to spend,
 I don't want your big city money
 in my town my friend,
 you don't appreciate it
 you want to appropriate it,
 and make a profit turn
 you heard it through the grapevine
 or read it in a magazine,
 you're living in a hell hole
 and somewhere far away
 has a national ranking
 and you start thinking
 "How could they be wrong?"
 Southern California
 stay where you are!
 We don't want vacation homes
 and a garage for every car,
 you planted seeds in the desert
 you stole your water from afar,
 now Southern California
 stay where you are!
 you had enough of the hustle and bustle
 that delivered you to success,
 but you need that Neiman Marcus
 and you can't go long without
 all the amenities that
 made it such a mess
 you want to bring it with you
 Southern California
 look how you sprawl!
 you're addicted to construction
 you will consume us all
 so if you want to make my town
 look like L.A. you might as well
 just stay right where you are