Fear and Loathing

I took a long drive
 Red shark trip, long drive
 You could buy the ticket and take the ride
 No, no, no
 But don't call me stupid
 'Cause your boring ass is residue
 I move north, ain't no planning my movement
 My attorney move stupid
 'Cause he's chompin' up my residue
 Steady on my residue
 And every two drinks, I take a photo
 I like to document my progress
 Half the year I keep focused
 And now I got time for this bogus
 I got plenty of this residue
 Can you hear me?
 Am I way too loud for you?
 Bro, there's lizards in the lobby
 What the hell am I supposed to do?
 There's a snake behind the desk
 I think I walked in a god damn zoo
 Pterodactyls on my dresser and a tape recorder in my food