12 Days of Aussie Christmas (Bonus Track)

Ah, the twelve days of Aussie Christmas
 On the first day of Christmas, a swagman at the gate
 Said, "Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!"
 On the second day of Christmas, an emu by the fence
 Said, "Good on ya cob"
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 On the third day of Christmas, a shearer down the shed
 Said, "How bout the flies?"
 Good on ya cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 On the fourth day of Christmas, a goanna on a rock
 Said, "It's stinking' hot"
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 On the fifth day of Christmas, Frank put up the sign
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout thе flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussiе Christmas, mate!
 (Now just take a breather here,)
 On the sixth day of Christmas, a dingo by the dam
 Said "I'm flat out 'till Chrissy"
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 (Alright, start the mower)
 On the seventh day of Christmas, Sue put up the lights
 Drop in for a chinwag (*Garbled telephone chatter*)
 Flat out 'till Chrissy
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 (Champs, your moment of glory)
 On the eighth day of Christmas, they called the CFA)
 Santa's on a firetruck (Ooh, there he goes!)
 Drop in for a chinwag
 Flat out 'till Chrissy (I'm flat out mate)
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 On the ninth day of Christmas, you should have heard the cheer
 School's out for summer
 Santa's on a firetruck
 Drop in for a chinwag
 Flat out 'till Chrissy
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 (Pull the spark plug out, and see if you can get a spark out of it)
 On the tenth day of Christmas, you couldn't move in town
 A madhouse up Main street (Mm, you couldn't, mhm)
 School's out for summer
 Oh, Santa's, on a firetruck!
 Drop in for a chinwag (Alright, okay, when would you like?)
 Flat out 'till Chrissy
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 (Ah, it's a workout)
 On the eleventh day of Christmas, they drew the raffle prize
 You little beauty!
 Madhouse up Main street
 School's out for summer
 Well Santa's on a firetruck
 Well, drop in for a chinwag
 Well, nah, I'm flat out 'till Chrissy Oh no!)
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinkin' hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya, cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
 (Last day of Christmas coming up, so this is the big one)
 On the 12th day of Christmas, we'll take an early mark
 Knock off 'till New Year!
 You little beauty
 Madhouse up main street
 School's out for summer
 Santa's on a firetruck
 Drop... in for a chinwag!
 Flat out 'till Chrissy!
 Total fire ban!
 It's stinking hot
 How 'bout the flies?
 Good on ya cob
 Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!