Let's Get Dirty

Well I'm a nice guy
 I know that's plain to see
 I hold the door for old ladies
 I always brush my teeth
 But every now and then
 I get this itchin'
 And my alter-ego
 It starts-a-twitchin'
 And I start thinking about
 Some dirty deeds
 I got a nice girl
 She takes good care of herself
 She keeps the crazy part of her high up on the shelf
 But occasionally, she starts changing
 And her interests, well they start ranging
 And she looks at me like a hooker straight from hell.
 And she says- "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
 Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
 Something deviant is what I need
 I want the neighbors to hear me scream
 Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."
 Well after that I gotta go back to my life
 With my back all scratched from my Bengal tiger of a wife
 I'm walking kinda funny 'cause my hips are stiff
 And I gotta big chunk missin' from my lip
 I need some time to heal before another night
 But she says- "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
 Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
 Something deviant is what I need
 I want the neighbors to hear me scream
 Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."
 Well now I'm dressed up alike a farmer, standing in my own backyard
 I got the wife tied up and covered all up with lard
 I'm pretty sure the neighbor's in his room
 With a video camera prepared to zoom
 If I'm gonna do this, you better make it fast and hard.
 "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
 Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
 Something deviant is what I need
 I want the neighbors to hear me scream
 Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."
 "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
 Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
 Something deviant is what I need
 I want the neighbors to hear me scream
 Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."
 "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
 Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
 Something deviant is what I need
 I want the neighbors to hear me scream
 Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty
 Let's get dirty