The Taco Song

I saw this giant taco
 It let out a loud quif
 It had a funky odor
 Was it chicken or beef?
 If I went inside the taco
 What would I likely find?
 Maybe some re-fried beans
 Coming out from behind
 I wondered if the taco had a lot of cheese
 And if salsa comes out where it usually pees
 Would the shell be crunchy
 Or would it be soft and white
 I guess I'll never know unless I take a bite
 Show me your taco
 Hike up those pants
 Shake that sweet taco
 Make that thing dance
 This great juicy taco
 Is much more than a snack
 It's certainly much tastier than fries and a Big Mac
 A man enjoys the taco
 Much more than any girl
 If she had to eat one
 She'd probably want to hurl
 A taco to a man is a tasty little dish
 But you had better beware if the taco smells like fish
 Don't call it a bearded clam or even a camel toe
 "Taco" is it's name and it's best friend is Joe
 Show me your taco
 Hike up those pants
 Shake that sweet taco
 Make that thing dance
 So hail to the taco
 Bow down and give it praise
 Maybe give it a little lick or
 Just a long and loving gaze
 Front taco or back taco
 Each has its own appeal
 The front has built in floss
 When you finish the meal
 Oh, taco, taco, you're funny when youdance
 You make all the woodies bust right out their pants
 I love it 'cause it's flexible
 Even when it bends
 Oh, big puffy taco you're my best friend
 Show me your taco
 Hike up those pants
 Shake that sweet taco
 Make that thing dance
 Show me your taco
 Hike up those pants
 Shake that sweet taco
 Make that thing dance