Thai Noodles

Have you met Old Slick?
 He's slicker than spit
 He's slicker than alligator shit
 Ask the girls in town and man
 they say he's it
 That's old Slick
 He's lightning-quick
 He's slyer than old St. Nick
 He'll singe your eyebrows off
 with one snap flick of his Bic
 That's old Slick
 He's finer than frog hair
 He'll give you that albacore stare
 His voice lies on ya heavy like
 New Orleans air
 Our man Slick he loves
 the Thai Noodles.
 Slick he's got him a new ride
 He's shiftin' with astroglide
 Rolling his Sherman tank
 upholstered buffalo hide
 He'll steal your heart away
 He'll turn a homophobe gay
 He'll communicate thoughts no one
 ever had the balls to say
 He's awful slick
 and he loves the Thai noodles
 I do believe he said he loves
 the Thai noodles
 Have you met Old Slick?