Masturbational Burnout

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I can't stop the urges
 Blue pills to revive stumpy
 Check out my google searches
 My wank bank's in the red
 I just need to purge this
 Fixation on masturbation
 From my chamber
 I'm emerging
 Behold my Kleenex Kingdom
 Battling through shaft chafage and strained tendons
 RSI is a burden in my life
 My blistered bloody helmet
 For years I've overwhelmed it
 Because hardcore, softcore
 There's something you can not ignore
 This fappening is happening to me
 The WiFi's down
 It's before the watershed
 The Matalan catalogue will have to do instead
 I savour the challenge
 In my quest I will scavenge for
 Aniston's pokeys
 Embarrassing Bodies
 Rachel on Countdown
 Maybe even Vorders
 Sexy newsreaders
 Milfy school teachers
 Lingerie mannequins
 Pics of Anne Boleyn
 A slip of the tit on Strictly
 I'm really not too picky
 Milking stumpy is my victory
 It's an endurance sport
 Pounding floppy into dust
 I'm an ejaculate drought
 Milking myself bone dry
 It's time for me to fap out

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Duration
01:47
Key
7
Tempo
113 BPM

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