Tonight Belongs to You

I can tell you're feeling wary
 But you can count on uncle Barry
 He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan
 Your whole look could use a shake-up
 You can borrow all my make-up
 And the pair of spanks I currently have on
 I think I'll pass
 Treat the whole world like your runway
 Make it fierce but in a fun way
 Try to flip your hair like Cher
 And drag queens do
 And I don't mean to be rude, dear
 But you could use some attitude, dear
 Let's show the school that
 Tonight belongs to you
 One thing's universal
 Live's no dress rehearsal
 So why not make some waves before it's through
 Go big or you've blown it
 It's time that you own it
 Let's make it clear that
 Tonight belongs to you
 Now, whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it
 How do I do that?
 Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate
 You might find this disconcerting
 But old Barry's done some flirting
 Try to bat your eyes and smize
 Each time you grin
 I can guess your whole agenda
 You be Elphie
 I'm Glinda
 It's makeover time so why not just give in
 Come on
 One thing's universal
 Live's no dress rehearsal
 So why not make some waves before it's through
 Go big or you've blown it
 It's time that I own it
 Yes ma'am!
 Let's make it clear that
 Tonight belongs to you
 What?
 Belongs to me
 Oh god, I can't believe this is finally happening
 She almost ruined it for all of us
 Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot
 You look so hot
 Well I hate to sound conceited
 But the boys get overheated
 When I strike a pose or two like this
 You have to hand it to me
 I mean even I would do me
 Let's show the world
 Tonight belongs to us
 One thing's universal
 Live's no dress rehearsal
 Excuse me while I state the obvious
 Go big or you've blown it
 It's time that we own it
 Let's make it clear that
 Tonight belongs to us
 I have worked very hard on this night
 And I have a right to enjoy it, too.
 Now you are going to have a wonderful prom.
 I made sure of that
 What does that mean?
 I don't like when strangers get in my way
 Or anyone who messes with the PTA
 Well maybe that's just me
 But trust me
 Fixing little problems is what I do
 Now everyone is happy
 I promise you
 And I would never miss a night like this, Alyssa
 You're my superstar
 Now get your ass in the car
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 Tonight belongs to us
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 Tonight belongs to us
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 One thing's universal
 Live's no dress rehearsal
 Excuse me while I state the obvious
 Go big or you've blown it
 It's time that we own it
 Let's make it clear that
 Tonight belongs to
 Make it clear that tonight belongs to
 Make it clear that tonight belongs to us