Best Friend

Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex?
 God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
 Only took about a hundred million texts
 God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist
 Everybody knows I love you so, so, so, so much
 'Cause every time they ask, I'll always tell, tell, tell, tell them
 That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand
 That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
 That's my fucking best friend, best friend
 That's my fucking best friend, best friend
 That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die, likе
 That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
 Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
 Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
 Baby, you're my
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 Baby, you're my
 Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
 If we're both still single by, like, 32
 And that shit is gonna end up being true
 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you
 Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 a.m.?
 Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
 You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
 So when they ask, I've always said
 That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand
 That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
 That's my fucking best friend, best friend
 That's my fucking best friend, best friend
 That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die like
 That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
 Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
 Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
 Baby, you're my
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 Baby, you're my
 Why do you keep calling me?
 You're kidding!
 What? Who? Are you kidding?
 Oh my god, oh, no, no, no, don't respond!
 Don't respond, don't respond! (Baby, you're my)
 Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes