Connie Checks the Mic

I have the volume all the way up to nine
 And I'm on input two
 And I'm speaking within about an inch of the microphone
 And getting a meter reading of only about one
 Hello?
 Hello
 Now I have the microphone on, uh,
 I have the volume on five
 And I have the microphone in input one
 And I'm getting a reading of up as far as two
 I'm going to turn it up now to seven and see what happens
 Now, now I'm on seven
 And I'm getting
 I, I have the microphone about eight inches away
 And it's going way up, I'm getting a very good response
 I'm going to, uh, pause a minute and try the microphone
 Oh, about, uh
 Uh, put the microphone down.
 Well, no, I can't do that
 I'm holding the microphone now, well, a good foot away
 And I'm getting readings up, uh, as far as, well, five
 And I have the volume set at seven
 So, that seems to be a good response
 On input one
 With the little brown dot on the microphone
 Down at fifty ohms in the lower position