Everything Happens to Me

I make a day for golf
 Then you can bet your life it rains
 I try to give a party
 And the guy upstairs complains
 I guess I'll go through life
 Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
 Everything happens to me
 I've never missed a thing
 I've had the measles and the mumps
 And every time I play an ace
 My partner always trumps
 I guess I'm just a gal
 Who never looks before she jumps
 Everything happens to me
 At first, I thought that you
 Could break this jinx for me
 That love would turn the trick
 To end despair
 But now, I just can't fool this head
 That thinks for me
 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 I've telegraphed and phoned
 I sent an air mail special, too
 Your answer was goodbye
 And there was even postage due
 I fell in love just once
 And then it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me
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 I make a day for golf
 And you can bet your life it rains
 I try and give a party
 And the guy upstairs complains
 I guess I'll go through life
 Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
 Everything happens to me
 I've never missed a thing
 I've had the measles and the mumps
 And every time I play an ace
 My partner always trumps
 I guess I'm just a girl
 Who never looks before she jumps
 Everything happens to me
 At first, I thought that you
 Could break this jinx for me
 That love would turn the trick
 To end despair
 But now, I just can't fool this head
 That thinks for me
 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 I've telegraphed and phoned
 I sent an air mail special, too
 Your answer was goodbye
 And there was even postage due
 I fell in love just once
 And then it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me
 I fell in love just once
 And then it had to be with you
 Oh, everything happens to me