Dinner And A Movie

A glutton for pain, try another diet
 A laugh riot for hip hop dramedy
 Ignore the credits the more you let come easy
 Commotion make a grown man queasy
 So ill all work and no play make
 Jack high as a kite, especially Sunday
 Cool gust, breezy afternoon
 Conspiracy's about landin' on the moon
 I'm crunk, I'm Buzz Aldrin kid
 The blackout cut the power grid
 The black on, jokes he transmits like
 Your mother's an astronaut and shit
 Slow wits, backstroke belligerent
 A hard worker, pound the beer with diligence
 A penny for thoughts, a rap caused ducats
 A calm commotion, a laid back ruckus
 Hit the playback, solve this puzzle
 You're Pat Sajak I've got rebuttals
 Grand prize, whatever the heart fantasize
 Drop by you've got a fresh surprise
 Your beat so hot they sizzle when you mumble like
 I know I'm nice but keep it on the humble like
 So nice you had to say it thrice like
 Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, Calm Pete, psyche
 On to the rhythm you don't stop the ladies say
 Get it, get it, get that money
 You work hard to make them ends meet
 You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie
 It go on to the rhythm it don't stop the ladies say
 Get it, get it, get that money
 You work hard to make them ends meet
 You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie
 And a movie, and a mo-oo-ovie
 [Intermission]
 Left the cinema dumbfounded
 Caught a ride with the late night despondent
 Look from then on, there she go hey you
 You lucky broad, cool cat calico
 Night vision and I ain't talkin' goggles
 I'm talkin' foresight for tonight's travels
 Pick a place, lemme handle mine
 She talkin' bout snacks, you stand in line
 Peanut butter marmalade sandwich gully
 Appetite keep you on the up and up buddy
 They say patience is a virtue
 Then virtue must mean I won't fuck you
 I got jokes, must be the sugar rush
 Bittersweets, not on the syllabus
 Pop quiz, multiple choice bubble
 A help in the trouble, save you the trouble
 Impatient, overworked and sensitive
 How could cool calm dare need a sedative
 She on some shit to sell her rates slow
 Man fuck this, she wasn't worth the convo
 Good things come to those who wait
 But these are New York minutes so lemme demonstrate
 Nice and smooth, hate to be a hater
 Peace see ya later, take me out with the fader
 Pity couldn't stick around, heart shaped cookie
 Seek help, I got game like a rookie
 Prescription (brought to you by anti-anxiety nookie)
 Sick of these odds, get a new bookie
 Petty little banter keep it in the houses
 You in bitch, game blouses
 She keeps on calling me (3x)
 But I don't really mind
 [Intermission]
 Last night I just slayed the cat
 At the middle of hot sex, where ya at
 She on top, humming impromptu like dip it low
 Tellin' me she like it when I rap slow
 So that baby dog had like the finest
 And she kissed the dick, pure bliss
 And I mean that sincerely miss
 Lick the balls, smooth as eggs, spread the legs
 Insatiable like Peg Bundy
 Even got on her best pair of undies
 God bless the girl I hope she rule the world
 Like the greatest pussy make life unfurl
 Take her for a twirl quick lovesick
 Caught looking like a late night flick
 Tricks, bags, bitches, broads
 These lame dames who call us dogs
 Taste the puss like riff raff Heath Cliff
 Pepe le Pew if you on that stink shit
 Lazy Laz love to smoke grass
 Luxurious miss hate to French kiss
 Old maid, sweet but talk dirty
 Street walker, strut so purty
 In hind sight, I love them all
 Even the names that I can't recall