ABC (feat. Void Pedal)

Hey yo I tried to act smart
 So I went to school and got a college degree
 But I couldn't stay cool
 That's when I knew that it was time to act up
 I started looking for someone to smack up
 So back up before I your teeth knocked down your throat
 Wonder how I got the class president vote
 I'm intimidating
 Little kids I'm hating fly girls I'm dating
 Give props to Satan
 Lord of the underworld 666
 Getting to the center of your head with one lick
 I got one dick two fists and a big mouth
 Looking for a shovel so that I could dig out a hole
 So I could throw in a body with no chest left
 Oh yes Ladi-Dadi
 One to the three to the four to the two
 Nine ten eleven twelve
 Bang
 Fuck you
 Kung fu duck stew pluck a few limbs from your torso
 Now ask yourself how come you're so stupid
 To fuck with the capital of Rap Land
 Gobble up a ghost quick fast like Pac-Man
 It's like that and yeah I'm the tax man
 Scare white people like as if I was a black man
 I'm a naughty motherfucker for Christmas
 I was on Santa Claus's 'You Ain't Getting Shit' list
 I kill kids and then I fill them up with sugar plums and cinnamon
 Good evening ladies and gentlemen
 I could use your bloody torso to make a lamp
 Plug my chainsaw into my guitar amp
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 I stop by Gabe's because there ain't shit else to do
 Step to the bar because it's a bad habit
 Order one brown bottle of beer and then I grab it
 Guzzle it order up another then I sip it
 Later at a house party might do a whip-it
 Skip it just like a stone across a lake
 Stopping by a burger shop to cop a chocolate shake
 I got to make dough but I can't do it rapping
 Now I'm washing dishes with Don in the back and
 Let's start packing the van for another tour
 Because I got see my fan and the others who're
 Coming to my show even if you're on the guest list
 Because I know my flows are the hypest and the freshest
 The place where I rest it's not Maine or Texas
 I'm talking about a place located in the midwest
 It's the IOWA get it in your noggin
 Might see it on a girl's ass when they're jogging
 I'm steady flogging on emcees' asses
 Every six months I break my motherfucking glasses
 A 'D' still passes but I'm getting all 'A's
 I refill glasses because I'm fresh all day
 Like Mentos the fresh-maker or Cinnaburst
 Biting me you'll get scared and say
 Those flavor crystals frighten me
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