Artworld (feat. Void Pedal)

I really don't understand kids these days
 Misbehave
 They are going to be the ones who put me in my grave
 Thinking about sex
 Thinking too much
 Thinking ain't safe going to mess you up
 Looking for the books that we removed from the shelf
 Bad for health
 Listening to unapproved music
 That's your ticket to hell
 That's why we built this store
 We've got everything you're looking for
 CDs and DVDs galore
 So tell me why do you choose to ignore
 Hell we even made the bands
 Picked every member out with our own hands
 Made sure they had white teeth and tans
 And if the women weren't slamming
 Then we even enlarged their mammary glands
 And we taught them all what to sing
 And we told them all what to play
 And we even spied on the children
 So we could tell them all what to say
 We used the hippest modern dialect
 And we crafted all the lyrics
 Then we gave them national pride
 And emboldened them with spirit
 But those little brats just won't hear it
 So they go to the black market
 To find all their dirty music
 Then they get a bag of dope and spark it
 And it's sick
 They won't buy the movies that we sell
 Even though they're really funny
 All they want to do is rebel
 We spent millions making this picture
 And we even gave out free liquor
 But they said our shit was lame
 And the underground flick was sicker
 What do they got that we don't got
 They said our picture it lacked soul
 Why those little ungrateful shits
 How I wish I could control
 What they do at every turn
 Maybe then they all would learn
 If they continue to disobey
 Then they all one day will burn
 We even took the safest modern art
 Made it into glossy posters
 But they wouldn't buy the shit
 So we had no sales turnover
 I want to bend them over and spank them all
 Very long and hard
 Only two percent of the kids we solicited applied for an Artworld card
 I just can't believe this shit
 Those kids are finally getting smart
 The little sons of bitches are even making their own art
 And recording their own music and directing their own films
 Even writing their own novels and they're starting artist guilds
 Every Artworld that we build it just doesn't matter anymore
 And they've finally gone and done it
 Now we have to close some stores
 Close the one in Iowa City
 Close the one in Omaha
 Five in Portland Ten in Cali
 And the Paris one is gone
 The whole world is getting smarter now that they won't buy our crap
 But this war is far from over watch the devil take a nap
 Like that