Sleight of Hand (feat. Schaffer The Darklord and Nelson Lugo)

COOLZEY
 Gather round closely folks
 What you're about to see
 Is just about enough to get you
 Questioning reality
 Minds blown - Obviously
 Yes that's what I'm talking about
 Check out my rhetorical skills
 I spin you round about
 Until you can't tell
 Which way is which
 Which is what will loosen
 Up the time stitch
 so i can slip in
 Then you're mine bitch
 Lines that intersect is where
 I find my opportunity to misdirect
 Now pull a card out of this deck
 Inspect it carefully
 I want you to be satisfied
 Show it to your friend
 While I turn my back
 Atta guy
 Here take this Sharpie
 and mark it up uniquely
 Tear it half but please don't show it to me
 Now put in the pocket of your coat
 And gimme a glass of water
 I got something in my throat
 Hold up a minute
 Is this your card?
 Is it?
 What about your pocket
 Take a look
 There's nothing in it!
 You know I got tricks
 To put on a show
 With the sleight of hand
 and a solid flow
 In the place tonight
 With imagery that's tight
 and a countenance that's grand
 Yes I'm a humble man
 But still I got tricks
 To engage your mind
 With the sleight of hand
 I think that you will find
 That when you let go
 The things that you will see
 Will help you to believe the magic
 That you have hidden just up your sleeve
 SOCE THE ELEMENTAL WIZARD
 It's raining outside, yet this uncovered painting is dry.
 I'm the master of elements, and I say it's no lie.
 I freeze enemies in their tracks. Their faces go cry
 Icicles with blades like a knife to make them comply.
 Have a seat. The lights went out? It's all in the plans.
 I keep the entire stage brighter with my fireball hands.
 My secrets are safe. I would never uncover the code.
 You might not survive, but that's part of the fun of the show.
 Relax. They always say in life, "Get your mind right."
 It's the same people who claim lightning never strikes twice.
 I'll move tectonic plates if it gets me a good review.
 Feeling the earth quake for a second is super cool.
 I keep my satchel packed with the neatest of tricks.
 Like the great Keizer Soze, I don't even exist.
 My hip hop instrumentals deliver a hype crowd.
 Surprise! You're listening to one of my beats right now.
 You know I got tricks
 To put on a show
 With the sleight of hand
 and a solid flow
 In the place tonight
 With imagery that's tight
 and a countenance that's grand
 Yes I'm a humble man
 But still I got tricks
 To engage your mind
 With the sleight of hand
 I think that you will find
 That when you let go
 The things that you will see
 Will help you to believe the magic
 That you have hidden just up your sleeve
 SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD
 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be astounded
 Mesmerized, mystified and all around confounded
 Dumbfounded, I will make magic
 Nothing's as it seems, including this fake accent
 Wait, take a back step, I'll clear up all confusion
 Call me Doug Henning 'cause I call it all illusion
 Yeah, I can make a hanky vanish, I can make a ball appear
 Or I break your freaking brain, but I'ma need a volunteer
 Hop up here, inspect this box, ensure there's nothing funny at it
 While you're at it, I'll produce a couple dozen bunny rabbits
 From my hat, it's magic, man, it's madness, lie inside it, love
 I lock it, saw it in half - TA-DA! - Look, it's a bunch of doves
 Never tip gaffs to rubes or their sons or daughters
 Even when shackled in tubes, inverted underwater
 I open with the Indian rope trick, I'm so sick
 Tell me that I'm dope, I'm like "no shit."
 You know I got tricks
 To put on a show
 With the sleight of hand
 and a solid flow
 In the place tonight
 With imagery that's tight
 and a countenance that's grand
 Yes I'm a humble man
 But still I got tricks
 To engage your mind
 With the sleight of hand
 I think that you will find
 That when you let go
 The things that you will see
 Will help you to believe the magic
 That you have hidden just up your sleeve