Any Day Now

One of these days
 Mr. Opportunity gonna be knocking on my door
 One of these days
 I'll read the writing on the wall
 One of these days
 I'll be a spectator in an audience of whores
 One of these days
 I'm gonna run until I fall
 One of these days
 I'll win the lottery and wake up a millionaire
 One of these days
 I'm gonna get myself a job
 One of these days
 They're gonna stop the world and I won't even care
 One of these days
 I'm gonna finally believe in God
 One of these days
 I'm gonna grow up to become the president
 One of these days
 I'll find the woman of my dreams
 One of these days
 I'm gonna find these truths to be self evident
 One of these days
 I'll blow my brains out on T.V.
 One of these days
 One of these days
 One of these days
 I'm gonna get in shape, become an astronaut
 One of these days
 My fears are gonna fall down the stairs
 One of these days
 I'll sell my soul and let them find out what they bought
 One of these days
 I'm gonna shave off all my hair
 One of these days
 I'm gonna learn to play and write myself a song
 One of these days
 I'll take my conscience out to lunch
 One of these days
 I'm gonna buy the plans and build the atom bomb
 One of these days
 I'll have the guts to play my hunch
 One of these days
 One of these days
 Any day now
 Any day now