Pink Razor

I found your pink razor
 In the place you used to keep your retainer
 Just in case you ever needed to stay here
 What does that say about me
 It's been several years later
 Do you still listen to the record i gave ya
 I know i sound like every other entertainer
 Making this thing about me
 It takes all i have
 To keep out of the the past
 Why does it feel so good to feel so bad
 Is it ironic that
 You moved on so fast
 When i make a living on making people sad
 I don't hear from you now
 I don't hear from you now
 And i found your pink razor
 In the place you used to keep your retainer
 Just in case you ever needed to stay here
 What does that say about me
 It's been several years later
 Do you still listen to the record i gave ya
 I know i sound like every other entertainer
 Making this thing about me
 If i had a time machine
 I'd go back to 23
 2017 i could eat a fat stack of calories
 I used to fit the scene
 But now i break the seems
 And the sad fact is i'm just a sad sack with allergies
 I don't hear from you now
 I don't hear from you now
 And i found your pink razor
 In the place you used to keep your retainer
 Just in case you ever needed to stay here
 What does that say about me
 It's been several years later
 Do you still listen to the record i gave ya
 I know i sound like every other entertainer
 Making this thing about me