Pants

There's a power within me
 There's an empire down below
 Where energy and miracles
 Are free and often flow
 So come on everyody now
 Men, women, young and old
 I can feel your pain
 If you touch my pants
 My pants love you,
 My pants need you,
 My pants want you in the middle of the night
 C'mon everybody now want my pants
 C'mon everybody now love my pants
 C'mon everybody now touch my pants
 C'mon everybody now lick my pants
 My pants, they're a miracle
 You know their strength
 You know what they feel
 When I move they do a dance,
 Everybody loves my funky pants
 London, England, Paris, France,
 C'mon down for a little romance
 Everybody take a chance
 C'mon on down and touch my pants
 Everybody, Everybody...
 (touch my pants)
 MC Kilbasa rockin the house with the microphone
 He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he is from
 I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage
 I'm a spicy European sausage, baby
 How ya doin' y'all,
 Are you really getting funky now?
 Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon
 Let me hear you say "yo"
 Let me hear you say "yoyo"
 Let me hear you say... (chanted gibberish)
 Take a chance with my pants
 Unzip my pants
 Pants, pants (repeat)
 Pants are like Jesus
 They can cure all known diseases
 They get stained when you dip them in cheeses
 They get cold in the breezes
 You're an ocean, they're in season
 You're a cat, they get fleases
 My pants they always pleases
 My pants can love you baby,
 C'mon everybody now love my pants
 C'mon everybody now lick my pants.