Christmas Dreams

Christmas dreams
 And drunken alibies to you
 I can't believe
 I danced with naked with the turkey
 I got stuffing everywhere
 I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair
 And I'm sorry I shot your dog
 But at the time my mind was in a fog
 I went and poured the punch
 Then I had a cup of rosy wine
 Guess I had a drop to much
 'Cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind
 Wish I hadn't burned your house to the ground
 But the Christmas season always gets me down
 So darlin' if you're free in the new year
 Maybe we could go out for a beer
 Christmas dreams
 And drunken alibies to you.